Male Lahsa Apso found at 3:30pm, August 23, corner of Franklin and Cherry Streets. Approximately 7 years old. Mostly white with gray in the lower ears and on front paws. He has a lopsided tail. Red collar, but the tag is unreadable. Very friendly. Tasted like chicken.
All joking aside, lost people get found at church all the time. Check out a local congregation near you to see what can be found.
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And the last statement is necessary because everyone recognizes their pets by how their pets taste.
We weren't sure what we would eat for supper, but then God provided the main course. (The taste portion of the discription is what makes it a joke.) I added more to the post to give it more meaning for anyone else who doesn't appreciate the humor. (Like my wife - and Amy.)
Ah, you're being too hard on yourself. I laughed. Honest. :) Good sarcasm is hard to come by these days.
Is someone in these post comments related to Michael Vick or what!?!
J/K!!!!!
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