My mother-in-law, Joan, bought a new milk product and gave it to Daniel and Sarah for lunch. She began to explain, "It comes from Indiana cows who are fed Indiana-grown grain. It has no additives, preservatives, or hormones. It naturally contains omega-3 and is very healthy milk." Sarah began re-explaining it back to Joan, "The cows eat their food, then they pee, and it's milk!"
Joan then realized how very difficult it was trying to explain how we REALLY get the milk and to do so with a serious face.
Sarah then said (after Daniel helped explain), "Oh, those 4 things that hang down!"
The things she comes up with.